oh god i just realized that odu has waffle makers and sausage and eggs and ive never taken advantage of this i can make my own waffle taco

(Source: plasmarifles)


-Chaos Ending


You see a chance? Take it.


part 1: you killed both our dads

part 2: both our dads are dead lets kill some vampires

part 3: my dad is never home let’s go kill a vampire

part 4: i grew up without a dad wait i wonder who’s on that boat

part 5: my dad was a dick and i kinda am too but not as much

part 6: fuck you dad wait nvm i love you dad

part 7: sorry dad

(Source: pika-brew)


White people stay tryna be oppressed


White people stay tryna be oppressed

(Source: exvl)


Laverne Cox and Lupita N’yongo literally have inspired so many trans women and black women and have done so much to encourage them and meanwhile they are less influential than an ugly oatmeal reptilian alien and a manchild who wrote a scene where two pretentious terminally ill teenagers make out at the Anne Frank Memorial